I'm not doing shit today. #TooHot #Caturday @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,571

Nailed it. @thecatoonist#HappyFriday Instagram @colonelmeow 1,436

The first selfie I ever took with the Brawd. #Tbt @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,413

Getting hella turnt on Snapchat. @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 667

I'm pretending you're a bottle of scotch. #ScotchSnuggie #HappyHumpDay @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 58

I dare you to sleep here. @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,935

Happy International Cat Day @crazyavey #Caturday #InternationalCatDay2015 #CatLyfe Instagram @colonelmeow 1,200

When you're trying to do work, but you're like, "Fuck it. I'm just gonna stare for awhile." #FridayMood @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 694

I AM NEVER ALONE @crazyavey #tbt #CatLyfe Instagram @colonelmeow 1,142

Emailed that guy you brought home last night. Told him to go to hell. #MyBedMyRules #HumpDay @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,675

Happy Stalker Friday! @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,769

Thinking about a bird to stab. #PoultryPlotting @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,538

Two brawds, one shot. #WCW @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,298

When you finally decide to take your tree down at 3am and it gets stuck making you trapped and your cat could care less 😑😑 Snapchat: @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 351

Happy Stalker Friday! @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,196

#TBT @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,962

#HappyHumpDay @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,575

Never compare me to a bird again. @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,223

Current mantra: Being alone is healthy #RepeatDaily (Snapchat @crazyavey ) Instagram @colonelmeow 651

When you're never ready for the front camera... #everytime @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,191