Hey, cheer up. It's Friday. Let's open up a can of cat food and celebrate. #TGIF @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,485
When someone invades your personal space. 😕 @adele @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 392
When someone wants to walk instead of taking a cab. #BitchPlease #iaintgoingnowhere @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,645
#WCW every Wednesday. #BrawdBits @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 217
When someone uses the hashtag #Humblebrag at least twice a week. #ItsCalledBragging #NothingHumbleAboutIt @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,011
When ur trying to look sexy, but end up looking bat shit crazy. #Mondays #ThisPicBananas @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,919
Catflix and chill. It's #NetflixAndChill but with cat movies only. #LearnAboutIt #HappyHalloween @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 172
Boots wanted to be a #BasicBitch for Halloween. #CarSelfie #PumpkinSpiceLatte #MisspelledName #CatScarf #Shades @Starbucks @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,415
My brother and his cat. #CouplesCostume Instagram @colonelmeow 697
#HappyNationalCatDay Let's drink and do what we do best...nothing. @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 582
Who needs a costume when all you need is a presence... @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 819
Happy Birthday, Colonel. #OurFirstSelfie #MrKernieMeowMan Instagram @colonelmeow 233
Happy stalker Friday! #ImBehindYou #TheTablesHaveTurned (Snapchat: @crazyavey ) Instagram @colonelmeow 1,027
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You bore me. #DropDead @crazyavey @catsofthegalaxy365 Instagram @colonelmeow 1,239
"You deserve this."-The Brawd #CattButt #CrapButt #ItsAllTheSame @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 879
Good morning. #TypicalTuesday (Snapchat: @crazyavey ) Instagram @colonelmeow 374
Ssshhhhhhh I can't stand it when you talk. #BrawdThoughts #Mondays @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,379
Happy Stalker Friday! #ISeeYou #YouCanRunButYouCantHide @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 537
OH, BOOTS GOT JOKES NOW #DammitBoots @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 356
