Hump Day: eating until your belly creates a round shape separate from your body. #HappyHumpDay @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 947

I will now claim this dog bed...BECAUSE I CAN. #BrawdThoughts @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,750

Hey, Monday, I'm drunk. #TakeThat @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,234

Shopping. #TBT @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,379

When your friend says they don't watch Game of Thrones. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,527

Found the cat. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,284

Monday stepped up it's game. #Happy420 @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,139

Frowning from above. Minion artwork from @Manda_meatwagon Instagram @colonelmeow 2,045

When your animals are acting suspicious (Snapchat: crazyavey) @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,380

#TBT @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,557

Oh, I'm sorry, I was busy not caring. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,614

Look into my eyes and tell me you don't like Chipotle. LOOK AT THEM. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,940

I'm re-watching Game of Thrones so TAKE YOUR SORRY ASS OUTTA HERE, MONDAY. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,039

Snapchat: crazyavey @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,044

The jealousy is real. #TBT @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,380

When Hump Day is here, but you're tired AF. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,598

Staring down at Mondays like you better not come up here. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,237

Destroy. All. Peeps. #HappyEaster @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,788

When you roll into the weekend with your crew. #LezGo @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,652

When yo girl trying to talk to you, but you keep thinking about pizza. #IfYouAintTalkingPizzaIDontWannaTalk @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,046