When you have no friends and ask yourself why. (Snap @crazyavey ) #Caturday #DeepThoughts Instagram @colonelmeow 1,034

When you try and convince your friend to do something they hate. #ThisBitch #DammitBoots #FetchMeAScotch #TBT @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,858

Telling stories about Boots on snap @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 203

"I'm a professional." #CatMasseuse (Snap @crazyavey ) #caturday Instagram @colonelmeow 233

New year, same me. 🏻#BowDownBitches #QueenB @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,475

(Part 3) @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 822

Boots can't wait to be Colonel's bitch again. (Part 2) @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 763

Boots was put down today due to lymphoma. I found video of her and Colonel and wanted to share what a funny and fun friendship they had. (Part 1) Come on over to Snapchat if you need to hear more details as I will be talking more about it later. I just need time to breathe first. LOVE YOU ALL and LOVE YOU BOOTSIE BABY! You helped keep a smile on my face through the darkest times of my life! @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 786

When I'm in the movie theater and I fart and I hope to god the battle scene drowned it out. #NoDrowningThatSmellDoe 😬😬 @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,878

Wake me up when 2015 is over. #SoClose #YetSoFar @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,678

Don't care, won't share. #MerryCATmus #PawsOff @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,079

Christmas cat vibes. #Mondays #KittyChristmas @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 422

Santa: And what do you want for Christmas? Colonel: To avenge my father. #Family @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,628

When you're desperate to be someone's #WCW #BrawdThoughts @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 899

"Wait, that's not a massage..." "I know." @crazyavey #HolidaySpirit #JoyToTheWorld Instagram @colonelmeow 951

Shit faced. #Caturday @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 874

Cat swag #Friday @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 809

The Brawd reluctantly allows Boots in her presence now and Boots is so overjoyed I can't even tell you. #FriendshipGrowth @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,586

Resting bitch face cat edition. #WCW @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,722

When your cat won't come when it's called. #LetMeLoveYouDammit @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 458