Christmas is coming...OMG I HAVE TO BUY GIFTS...oh nevermind, I never buy gifts. #TisTheSeason @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 790

A cat serenade gone wrong. #LoveMeDammit #Caturdays (Snapchat @crazyavey ) @prince Instagram @colonelmeow 667

When someone tells me they aren't hungry. #BitchPlease #EatATacoAlready @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 987

HOLIDAY TURNT #BootsBeatz @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 990

Everyone's passed out already. #TurkeyAftermath #HappyThanksgiving #BootsAndBrawd #ThankfulForAnimals #ThankfulForYou @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 787

Thinkin' bout the bird I'm gonna destroy tomorrow. 🦃 @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,765

Tuesdays. @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 816

This is me, excited for Thanksgiving. 🦃 @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 248

Boots laughing at jokes that aren't funny. #DammitBoots @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 716

Happy Stalker Friday # @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 831

No dog intimidates me. #tbt #BowDownBitches @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 621

Just saying our affirmations for the night. (SC @crazyavey ) Instagram @colonelmeow 159

#HappyHumpDay @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,637

When your friend won't let you crash cuz his wife said no. #SorryBro #YouGottaGo @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,844

When you realize Monday is sitting on you in cat form. #BrawdDay #Mondays #Same @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,548

Sending all the cat love we can muster. #PrayForParis Instagram @colonelmeow 99

When u try to give someone the side eye but it's physically impossible. # @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,159

When u serenade yourself in the mirror...(Snapchat: @crazyavey ) Instagram @colonelmeow 341

When you've been caught sleeping with the enemy. #DammitBoots #IWasDrunkISwear @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 18

GOOD CATCH. #DammitBoots (Snapchat @crazyavey ) Instagram @colonelmeow 866