
"Get me the president."-when you're high on that cat kush. #BananaPhone #CatNip @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,521

I believe it's "Man, I will crush your soul, Monday", correct? #MCM #BrawdThoughts @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,925

ALL OF YOU ARE AWESOME! ️️️ if you vote for me for the @snapchatawards please tweet me so I can thank you! Love being apart of your lives everyday! (Snapchat: @crazyavey ) Instagram @colonelmeow 358

Happy Stalker Friday! #ThoseDamnNeighbors #ClickClick @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,531

Going back into the work week like... #ThisMeetingIsHell #MyDeskIsHell #MyCoWorkerIsSatan @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,832

Happy Stalker Friday! @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 416

I put mine and Colonel's name up in a bar before there was Internet fame. Had no idea what was coming. #tbt #ZeroClue #ZeroFucks #CatCash @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 659

Cat Snaps are the best snaps. (Snapchat: @crazyavey ) Instagram @colonelmeow 36

Me, listening to Kanye West speak. #DisBitch @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,945

Happy Stalker Friday! # @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,024


It's National Dog Day. #GodHelpUsAll #DammitBoots @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,133

When u mad cuz someone stole your girl. #HappyHumpDay @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 717

I forgot to buy treaties ONE TIME... #fml @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 81

Trust me, there are TWO assholes in this pic. #CatButtSelfie #MondayMood @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 877

Plotting your death, come back later... (Snapchat: @crazyavey ) Instagram @colonelmeow 565

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS #WCW #TheBrawd @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,412

Sun Tzu's Twitter game is strong #TypicalTuesday #TheArtOfWar @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 464

FEELING HELLA BLOATED AFTER THE WEEKEND #MondaysAF @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 864

Sundays with Bae. @crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,192