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If you continue to eat Nutella straight from the jar, you WILL die alone. #LifeTips @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,904

Trying to fit in sucks. #BeDifferent @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 4,414

My face when you don't return my text, but you just posted on Instagram. #BitchPlease @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,811

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Call Monday. Tell him I'm not participating. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,929

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When someone won't stop staring at you... @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,582

We've been working really hard and decided bacon is officially a food group. #ThankYouThankYou Instagram @colonelmeow 203

Boots breath knows no bounds. #StuckAndSuffocating #SendHelp @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,218

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I'm sitting up here just so I can look down at you. #StopStalkingYourEx #PutPhoneDown #EatChipotleInstead @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 945

Your keys aren't in my fur. Check elsewhere. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,308

Dammit Boots, if you don't obey me you get the whip! #NowPayAttention @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,693