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Trying to fit in sucks. #BeDifferent @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 4,414

My face when you don't return my text, but you just posted on Instagram. #BitchPlease @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,811

GET OFF MY LAWN. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 646

Call Monday. Tell him I'm not participating. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,929

Haters gonna hate. #BrawdThoughts @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 499

Gloria Estefan WILL BE MINE. #bwahahahgagagsfgscoughcough #tbt @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,159

It's October? #Boo Instagram @colonelmeow 3,505

When someone won't stop staring at you... @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,582

We've been working really hard and decided bacon is officially a food group. #ThankYouThankYou Instagram @colonelmeow 203

I farted. Instagram @colonelmeow 3,271

Boots breath knows no bounds. #StuckAndSuffocating #SendHelp @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,218

My face when that one stupid friend talks. #TheDumbKeepsGrowing @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,810

Just glaring at you in your newsfeed. #NBD #KeepScrolling @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 4,398

I'll hide here with a bottle of scotch. You go find Tuesday. #Mondays @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 4,161

I have nothing to wear. #BrawdThoughts @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,249

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Your keys aren't in my fur. Check elsewhere. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,308

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You ready? #GoHawks Instagram @colonelmeow 2,907