You mention the word "bath" one time and... Instagram @colonelmeow 3,968

Tears of joy today. Thank you @cuddleclones for giving me such a gift. Words cannot express. Xoxo- Slave Beast @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,293

I think I hear something.... Nooooooooooooooooooooo! @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 4,526

Oh great. #DammitBoots #PullYourselfTogether Instagram @colonelmeow 3,416

No words necessary. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,692

Another edition of, "I sit where I want." #BrawdThoughts @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,437

#HappyEarthDay Instagram @colonelmeow 4,380

Sshhhhhhh. I'm not here. Instagram @colonelmeow 2,395

When I said I didn't want to hear a peep out of you...I meant it. #HappyEaster Instagram @colonelmeow 4,125

What I look like watching Game of Thrones. Instagram @colonelmeow 3,642

Oh NOW you want my attention. #TwoFaced #MakeUpYoDamnMind @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,507

LET ME LOVE YOU. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 514

What are you lookin' at? #KeepScrollin Instagram @colonelmeow 4,308

Thank you, Minion Kristin, for pointing this out. ]:< Instagram @colonelmeow 1,428

Monday...we meet again. *pours drink* Instagram @colonelmeow 3,209

This is the "One time I had diarrhea so they washed my butt" face. Instagram @colonelmeow 2,896

@annemarieavey #CatButtSelfie Instagram @colonelmeow 3,108

Darth Vader cat helmet. Instagram @colonelmeow 3,340

Guess what Wednesday means? #HumpDay Instagram @colonelmeow 3,274

Apparently, I didn't send my handle? So here it is along with what I send guys when they ask me for a pic. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,533