
Life update. #DammitBoots @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,211

We will destroy y-#DammitBoots can you look threatening for ONE second? @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,944

Just watched the dog eat poop. #DammitBoots #YouveRuinedMe @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,669

Scotch. One cube. #TheWeekendIsComing Instagram @colonelmeow 3,448

HUMP DAY. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,477

I woke up like this. #Clawless @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 4,165

How I feel after the work week. #TGIF @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,844

#tbt to the time I used Boo as a litter box. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,576

That moment when you're blown away by someone's fart. #Bravo @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,452

My face on National Sandwich Day. #Must #Have #Sandwich #Now @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,634

Happy Halloween ]:< @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,027

Halloween idea: someone who just got out of bed. #Done @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,892

"Omg I'm blind!" "No, Boots, you're just blinking" @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,912

I'm gonna offer you a mint. #TakeIt @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,490

Get the hell out of my selfie. #BrawdThoughts @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,095

The conundrum of the red dot. #WhyIDrinkAtNight Instagram @colonelmeow 1,264

No, I don't think "helping me destroy all things cute" is too much. #HaveMyBackDammit Instagram @colonelmeow 3,141

You beautiful delicious bastard. #BurritoMe @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,276

If you have haters, just stare at them in the face like this. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,241

That body doe. Happy Birthday, Colonel! And yes, I'm drinking scotch today. Xoxo, Slave Beast @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 8