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The lint roller is useless. #CatHairDontCare @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,936

I'm only coming out if you have scotch. #Mondays @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,872

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Colonel: Bring me the rubies and destroy all evidence Dog: Yes, Master. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,136

When your co-worker eats your food and thinks it's cool. #AhHellNah @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 602

The birthday love is overwhelming. Snapchat:crazyavey @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 506

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Happy Valentine's Day. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,184

My face when people talk about CrossFit. #LetsTimeHowFastYouCanShutUp @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,335

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When it's time for happy hour. #ScotchMe @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,651

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Your generic cat food is unacceptable. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,648

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My reaction to the game yesterday. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 674

It's time to do some damage. #MeowMode #GoHawks @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,309

Seahawk domination. SOON. #GoHawks @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,079

After I destroy the haters...I pick out their remains. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,371