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This kitten you're holding...get rid of it. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,307

I hate the water. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,017

On this beloved Caturday, I will do nothing. #ThatsAPromise @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,872

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A RARE INTERVIEW WITH THE BRAWD! @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,126

A bottle of scotch and all nuclear weapons. #MyChristmasWish @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,968

Because people KEEP asking. Snapchat: crazyavey Instagram @colonelmeow 467

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If you call me 'basic' for being in this box I will cut you. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 3,144

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Kill them. Kill them all. #BirdTalk @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,371

My face when I hear people talkin' shit. @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 2,130

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One bird down...2,176,246,873 to go. #HappyThanksgiving @annemarieavey Instagram @colonelmeow 1,714

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