Sam doing his best to look juuuuust past the camera. Instagram @samhaseyebrows 913

Literally leaving this photo for the weekend. Happy Friday!🏼 Instagram @samhaseyebrows 337

#tbt Please do not remove hand, thanks! Instagram @samhaseyebrows 325

That look when you think you hear bae's car in the driveway... Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,071

#NationalCoffeeDay has me like Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,635

I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you, catnip mouse. Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,055

Snarkily waiting to get a glimpse of #PopeFrancis Instagram @samhaseyebrows 806

I can't feel my face when I'm with you 😶 Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,811

#tbt to when photobooth was the newest technology and you could prevent your cat was underwater. Instagram @samhaseyebrows 173

Just sittin pretty 🏻🏻 Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,785

Pff, Monday Schmonday. Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,106

Me: "Sam, give me 'seductive'." Sam: "" Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,209

Wondering what @realgrumpycat would look like with my eyebrows: super sad or extra weird? Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,014

Somewhere out there, there's a beach with my name on it. Happy Labor Day Weekend! Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,116

This is an armrest, now. Got it? 🏻 Instagram @samhaseyebrows 590

Y'ALL. This is on a tree. In CHINA! Thanks for tagging Sam, @izukisei !! Instagram @samhaseyebrows 724

#helloseptember and hellooooo pumpkin spice lattes! Instagram @samhaseyebrows 514

Ummm...did Kanye just say he's running for president? #vmas #NoWeCant Instagram @samhaseyebrows 988

🏻 thanks @refinery29! #breaktheinternet Instagram @samhaseyebrows 226

FRIDAY!!! WEEKEND!!! Instagram @samhaseyebrows 360