Thanks for smashing my phone just to get to the top of the fridge, Sam! Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,557
Long line a restaurant? Try this face. #tgif Instagram @samhaseyebrows 651
We've reduced prices, downsized, AND there's a sale, all because it will finally be 50 degrees tomorrow. Use coupon code SPRING15 for 15% off all Sam store stuff! Link in bio. Instagram @samhaseyebrows 924
When your friend says she's on a diet but posts a photo of a burrito on Instagram 😐 Instagram @samhaseyebrows 340
Patiently waiting for #oliviabensonswift and #meredithswift to notice me 🏼 #KCA #VoteSamEyebrowsUk Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,550
When you're waiting for the delivery guy to arrive... #KCA #VoteSamEyebrowsUK #catsofinstagram #cats #eyebrows #funny #cute #photooftheday #tuesday #photography #kitty #nyc Instagram @samhaseyebrows 697
Seeing these eyebrows would be tough through cigarette smoke...so quit now! Sam is helping @TruthOrange to prevent #CATmageddon. You can watch their newest #ad that will air on the #grammys tonight here: http://bit.ly/CATmageddon Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,023
Will you be my #Valentine? Instagram @samhaseyebrows 526
When your friend asks you about their outfit but you're too busy looking at yourself in the mirror 🏻 #youlookfinemichelle #tgif Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,319
Did you know that cats are twice as likely to get cancer if their owners smoke? Sadly, we know this through experience. So, Sam partnered with @truthorange to spread awareness about smoking with pets in your home. Please take a moment to watch this video and help prevent #CATMageddon. It's never too late to quit and if not for yourself, then do it for your cats! #savefunnycatvideos #ad Instagram @samhaseyebrows 522
I don't have to give anything up, right? Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,397
Happy Mardi Gras!! Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,403
When you're trying to get the bartenders attention Instagram @samhaseyebrows 945
is it too late now to say sorry? Instagram @samhaseyebrows 959
This afternoon, Sam achieved a life goal: a nomination for the @nickelodeonuk Kids' Choice Award for favorite famous cat!!! Please vote for him by hash tagging both #KCA AND #VoteSamEyebrowsUK on every photo you ever post, ever!!! Thank you for the nomination, @nickelodeonuk!! Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,634
Is Monday over yet? Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,004
All dressed up and nowhere to go. #tgif #friyay Instagram @samhaseyebrows 895
#tbt to acting weird af in the snow. Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,484
Sometimes you have to take a minute to stop and awkwardly smell (and maybe eat) the dead flowers. Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,251
I know you're excited about #TacoTuesday, Jan, but I'm gonna need you to bring it down to this level. K? #wayfairpetsquad Instagram @samhaseyebrows 1,179
